November 2010
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Two lawyers/solicitors were stranded on a desert...
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months. The only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree that provided them their only food. Each day one of the lawyers would climb to the top to see if he could spot a rescue boat coming.
One day the lawyer yelled down from the tree, “WOW, I just can’t believe my eyes. There is a woman out there floating in our direction.”
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What common sayings do people get wrong?
Reddit asks the question. Here are a few answers:
* I heard a girl says “I’m going out on a limp here”.
* My wife once said something about the our cats not being able to pick something up because they lacked disposable thumbs.
* For all intensive purposes
* Be more Pacific.
* I returned a call to a claims adjuster, to receive her voicemail greeting that said she was in...
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Why men wear clothes
eek eek eek eek eeek EEEEEEEEEEK!
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Coffee in St Peters Square
Four men and a woman were having coffee in St.Peters Square.
The first man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”
The second man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”
The third gent says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says ‘Your Eminence’.”
The...
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It must be weird for TSA agents to go to strip clubs and not be able to touch.
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It’s cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass...
Northern Britain and Scotland are in the grip of ice and snow, so it seems like a good time to talk about the expression “brass monkey weather”. This idiom is used to indicate that the weather is very cold: It’s brass monkey weather today, isn’t it!
This usage stems from a longer phrase: It’s cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey. This is generally perceived as a humorous reference...
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