Found On Download Squad and cannot stop laughing.

• Really, it’s better this time. We swear.
• Because owning a Mac is just one step away from drinking lattes at a Green Party tweetup.
• Come on! It’s not that complicated.
• We shower, and we don’t wear Birkenstocks.
• We’re still on liver number one.
• 7 is a lucky number, right?
• Still the choice among pimply teenaged gamers.
• More stable and easier to use than your last girlfriend.
• WIndows 7: because the Mayans say none of us will live to see the next version anyway.
• Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down.