The following is an extract from the actual Book’s site
Are Your Children Playing With Lucifer’s Testicles? is a Bible based book for Christian parents who by lack of faith can’t afford to send their children to a decent Christian school. Their precious youngsters are infected by the secular filth and lies being taught by unsaved teachers in America’s public school system.
And of course everyone knows that a “decent christian school” costs LOTS OF MONEY since they are so charitable to the poor of society ;)
The book teaches parents how to easily explain to their children that Easter (as it is celebrated by the Unsaved) has absolutely nothing to do with Jesus Christ but is actually a holiday celebrating lewd and sexually explicit pagan rituals of fertility.
Fucking AWESOME! Where do I sign up
"It’s not that difficult to understand," says Author/Creation Scientist, Dr. Daniel Cameroon. "In the old days, deluded pagans would gather round and hump like bunnies on Easter Sunday because they thought it would make their tomatoes grow faster."
You mean it doesn’t? And I gather praying to a device of torture (cross) and being cannibalistic by eating human flesh and blood (body of christ - blood of christ) is going to make all the flowers grow and the birdies sing then?
Dr. Cameroon explains that it doesn’t matter what god or idol the Pagans were humping under on Easter Sunday, because any god other than “Jesus” is “Satan.”
Jesus is “God”? Does his “Father” know about this? Or Yewah, Vishnu, Nirankar, Allah, Bahá, Bhagwan, Shangdi, Odin, Zeus, His Noodliness The Flying Spagetti Monster, or the other 9 Million names that humans have given dieties.. GODS!
Dr. Cameroon dedicates four chapters in the book to Easter Eggs. “Easter Eggs are one of the wiliest tools of the Devil,” he says. “Pagan kids didn’t have anything to do on Easter Sunday because their mommies and daddies were stuck in a false temple all day, naked and writhing around with their neighbors in Satanic orgies of the flesh.
Where are these ‘temples’ and were is my bloody invite!!
You see, parents had to come up with a way to occupy their children while they were away from home, praying and fornicating under the altar of Satan. And since they didn’t have babysitters back then, they gave their kids eggs to play with and sometimes paint,” he says. “But the reason they chose eggs had nothing to do with any sort of fertility or fertilizers (as some misguided Christian historians would have you believe). Nope, it was because of Lucifer’s testicles! Glory to God! And I won’t say a word more about it! I don’t want to ruin the book for you!”
Wow.. babysitters must of been a ‘christian’ invention.. Praise jeebus!
It seems that any idiot can write a charismatic book on bullshit mythology, wrongful paganism research, and fundamental christianity (which itself is based on an older Zeus/Amun Sun cult with masochistic punishment and death rituals)
Oh it looks like one idiot calling himself “Doctor” Daniel Cameroon…. did!