Wonder why the Shrimp price went up? Blame BP.. they are waiting for your call

BP - Probably not fucking happy that Jimmy Harrel is now immortalised as a “fucking happy” legend ;)

Aquaman with Cthulhu - Be afraid BP… be very afraid!

Meanwhile at the BP Command Center [where they NEVER photoshop anything…]

BP confirms that there’s a hole in the sea floor, spewing oil and deadly methane gas into the Gulf of Mexico.  While some reports indicate that this fissure has existed since the crisis’ beginning, details remain hard to find.  The high volume of methane gas found in this fissure is worth noting, and troubling, as it corroborates an earlier reports about a giant, deadly lake of methane gas we reported about, lying beneath the oil reserves tapped by the Deepwater Horizon.

Awww how nice of them [via Grumpy Old Twat]

Death of Sponge Bob [surreal art by Erik Alos]

BP brings a new SwimSuit category to the Miss USA event (via Bizarro Comics

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As of this post 81,403,000+ Gallons spilt!

On Saturday, June 19, 2010, oil spread northeast from the leaking Deepwater Horizon well in the Gulf of Mexico. The oil appears as a maze of silvery-gray ribbons in this photo-like image from the Moderate Resolution Imaging Spectroradiometer (MODIS) on NASA’s Terra satellite.

[image info page and more photos going back to april 2010]

Question: Why has NASA placed this all under the “Natural Disaster’s page, when it was not a natural disaster in any way shape or form?