FML!!!!

(Source: disrespectyoursurroundings1)

S/He swallowed a planet

Happy dog is happy

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).

• ATD: At The Doctor’s
• BFF: Best Friend Farted
• BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
• BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
• CBM: Covered By Medicare
• CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
• DWI: Driving While Incontinent
• FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
• FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
• FYI: Found Your Insulin
• GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
• GHA: Got Heartburn Again
• HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
• IMHO: Is My Hearing Aid On?
• LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
• LOL: Living On Lipitor
• LWO: Lawrence Welk’s On
• OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
• OMSG: Oh My – Sorry, Gas.
• ROTFL – ACGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing… And Can’t Get Up
• SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
• TTYL: Talk To You Louder
• WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
• WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
• WTP: Where’s The Prunes?
• WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
• WMDP: Where’s My Damn Phone?
• GGLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In

Abbreviations…

You are seriousdly Lol’ing now

OMFG can’t breathe…
Note: An evil evil person made me post this.. Would I lie to you ?

Owl doesn’t give a Hoot who you are.. You’re not gettin in his fort..

Pointed LOL..LOL

I canz order my own cheezburger