Double ended bronze dildo unearthed from Han dynasty tomb (about 2000 years old)
*waves hands in air mysterious like* Majiks!
Take away the ouchies…. for good!
Ah my biography has been published at last!
I don’t even… WTF!!! Rule34 strikes again
Just when you thought it was safe to sleep again.. CLOWNS!
THE CLOWNS WILL GET YOU ALL!!!!
Facepalm… you’re doing it wrong