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Coffee in St Peters Square
Four men and a woman were having coffee in St.Peters Square.
The first man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”
The second man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”
The third gent says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says ‘Your Eminence’.”
The fourth man says very proudly, “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.”
Since the lone woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, “Well….?”
She proudly replies, “I have a daughter, she is slim, tall, 38D breasts, 24″ waist and 34″ hips… When she walks into a room, people say, ‘Oh My God.’”
