Banned/Rejected iPhone Advert.

“It will change the way you think about phone sex” LOL

Yeah!…. hang on.. wait

Multitasking…. apple cannot compute!

iDontCare

It does… and makes crApple iPhone’s even more crappy than they already were

iHand - New from the people who brought you the crApple iPhone 4

Responding to complaints that the new iPhone 4 loses signal when held by a human hand, Apple today launched iHand — a synthetic appendage that makes it easy for anyone to “get a grip” on iPhone and remain connected.
iHand is so easy to use, it doesn’t require a manual. Simply insert iPhone 4 into iHand’s adjustable fingers, raise it to your ear and start talking. With iHand, you get all the functionality of the human hand, without the signal-sucking biology that encumbers most iPhone owners.

Steve Jobs shows how to properly hold the new iPhone 4

The Evolution (or not) of Steve Job’s Fashion sense [notice the hair or lack thereof ;)]

Apple Marketing - designed to make you feel inferior

Zombies only like brains… oops!