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1.The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog’s parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, “If I died, would you get another dog?”

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least:

14. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.

all those in favour of shooting this dogs owner.. say AYE!

Dog damn it!

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1. Give everyone you meet a warm welcome –-  You know how it is when you come home from a long day at work and your dog  is always right there waiting for you at the door? Well, that’s how happy you should be when you meet anyone. Make them feel like they’re the most important person in the world.

2. Forgive and forget  — Have you ever accidentally stepped on your dog’s paw or yelled at them for some minor transgression and they look at you all sad-eyed but then not five minutes later, they’re all happy and act like it never happened? Well, that’s a very good trait to have. Holding a grudge against someone will not make what happened go away, it’s only going to make the bad
feelings fester inside you. So take a cue from Fido and just forgive and forget.

3. Be loyal.—  Dogs are loyal with a capital “L”. And that’s how we should be with everyone we meet: true to our word, faithful and dependable.

4. Live life to the fullest  —  Watch your dog as he goes through his day. Every scent is new and different, every person is special and every morsel of food is to be savoured. That’s how you should be living your life. Even if you do the same things every day, find a new way of doing them.

5. Go for a walk —  Dogs love being outside and getting their exercise and we should follow their lead. Exercise is good for our bodies and good for our minds and spirit. Walking your dog is also a great bonding experience for the both of you.

6. Take a nap whenever and wherever you like — Dogs can just lie down on the floor and fall sound asleep in a minute. Then they may wake up 15 minutes later and be raring to go. Studies have shown that just like our friends, taking a 15-30 minute nap energises people and makes them feel more creative and clear-headed. So if possible, try and set aside 15 minutes a day and snooze away.

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