“real men don’t drink and drive” sign only readable in mirror of bathroom.. Brilliant idea!
Drink driving and statistics
A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.
This means that the remaining 77% are caused by ass-holes who just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, yoghurt, and shit like that.
Therefore beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.
Statistics.. they can make you believe anything ;)



