This A-Z of female names is bound to upset a few readers, in fact quite a few, because you are most likely about to read something unkind written about your wife, girlfriend, mother, sister… or who knows you might agree.

Don’t take it to heart or too seriously.

Here are a few examples from the list:

• Adrianna – eats like a horse yet incredibly scrawny, her girlfriends all hate her.
• Alice – likes horses but looks like Kermit’s girlfriend.
• Amy – Devious, Likes being on top, never stays the night – Not to be trusted. Likes any man not wearing trousers
• Beth – Empty headed, big breasted, and easy.
• Brenda – Big hearted, in fact big everything-ed.
• Deborah – only really happy when tied up and being spanked..
• Gail – Farts a lot, drinks Guinness.
• Janet – Massive over bite, no neck.
• Judy – Huge tits, married to a retard.
• Julie – Likes outdoor sex, preferably with a chance of getting caught.
• Maria – Bangs like a barn door.
• Mary – Likes men with long tongues and talented fingers.
• Meg – Cheesy smell, name really needs an S to start it.
• Nikki – wannabe lap-dancer, got good rhythm.
• Sharon – Loud; clothes, jewelry, attitude, in fact everything.
• Tina – Face like a smacked arse, should eat less.
• Vikki – Drinks anything so long as it’s got vodka in it.

The complete list

[PS by GeekHideout: Do not blame the messenger]