Broccoli…the hateful vegetable!

Posted by an ironic grinch.. ;)

It’s Monday already? CRAP!!!!

The Truith - The truth is I really cannot stand this meme

This cat is my HERO!

Say it like you mean it

Hearts and roses and kisses galore,
What the hell is all that shit for?

People get mushy and start acting queer,
It is definitely the most annoying day of the year.

This day needs to get the hell over with and pass,
Before I shove something up Cupid’s ass.

I’ll spend the day so drunk I can’t speak
And wear black for the rest of the week.

Guys act all sweet, but soon it will fade,
For all they are doing is trying to get laid.

The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit,
Cause I think this love thing is whole crock of shit.

So, here’s my story… what else can I say?
Love bites my ass… Fuck Valentines Day!

[found somewhere on MyFace]