Yep… and people wonder why I love Australia so much;) [and yes this is a real organisation]

This A-Z of female names is bound to upset a few readers, in fact quite a few, because you are most likely about to read something unkind written about your wife, girlfriend, mother, sister… or who knows you might agree.

Don’t take it to heart or too seriously.

Here are a few examples from the list:

• Adrianna – eats like a horse yet incredibly scrawny, her girlfriends all hate her.
• Alice – likes horses but looks like Kermit’s girlfriend.
• Amy – Devious, Likes being on top, never stays the night – Not to be trusted. Likes any man not wearing trousers
• Beth – Empty headed, big breasted, and easy.
• Brenda – Big hearted, in fact big everything-ed.
• Deborah – only really happy when tied up and being spanked..
• Gail – Farts a lot, drinks Guinness.
• Janet – Massive over bite, no neck.
• Judy – Huge tits, married to a retard.
• Julie – Likes outdoor sex, preferably with a chance of getting caught.
• Maria – Bangs like a barn door.
• Mary – Likes men with long tongues and talented fingers.
• Meg – Cheesy smell, name really needs an S to start it.
• Nikki – wannabe lap-dancer, got good rhythm.
• Sharon – Loud; clothes, jewelry, attitude, in fact everything.
• Tina – Face like a smacked arse, should eat less.
• Vikki – Drinks anything so long as it’s got vodka in it.

The complete list

[PS by GeekHideout: Do not blame the messenger]

First politician ever has now been discovered…

TSA Bumper Stickers to make your day ;)

update: been thinking and I have come up with a personal favourite “Freedom: it Feels Good!”

(though I have seen around the emails..  In Soviet America you don’t feel safe, safe feels you ..HA!)

OMG ;)

mmmmmmmm Delicious ;)

Remember though that famous is very subjective ;)

1. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let’s get you out of these wet clothes.
2. Nice legs…what time do they open?
3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
4. You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
7. I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
8. I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Wanna play army? I’ll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
10. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside the drug store, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
11. Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
12. I’d really like to see how you look when I’m naked.
13. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway the heaven?
14. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
15. I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
16. If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
17. You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.
18. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
19. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
20. My name is [insert]. Remember that,you’ll be screaming it later.
21. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
22. Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
23. My friend wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.”
24. My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to. [ED: The G33ks Favourite]
25. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
26. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
27. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why,don’t you like pizza?
28. Baby, I’m an American Express lover…you shouldn’t go home without me.
29. Do you sleep on your stomach? no? Can I?
30. Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.

All blame should be directed at 

Oh thats right.. actus non facit reum nisi mens sit rea.. or for you knon legal beagles.. they are Mental!!!!!! [Note:The G33k will be in hiding now]

This maths test will determine your favourite movie.

This is pretty damn amazing. Mine turned out to be “Star Wars“ which is amazingly my favourite movie!  Yes like you I too was suprised (and skeptical) that this works, but we have tested it with priests and politicians and their movie of choice is always given too. Try it yourself, amaze your friends with your powers of psychic maths

Movie Test:

1. Pick a number from 1-9.
2. Multiply by 3.
3. Add 3.
4. Multiply by 3 again.
5. Add the two digits together (ie: 59 => 5+9=14) to find your predicted favourite movie in the list of 18 movies below.

Movie List:

1. Gone With The Wind
2. E.T.
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Joy of Anal Sex With A Goat
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire
18. Toy Story

Now, ain’t that something…..?